Friday 31 October 2014

Happy Halloween!


Happy Halloween everyone!!


 
The sweet stash - mmm...
I have put together a selection of tricks - and treats - in the form of two poems, a story (which will be continued over a few weeks) and several jokes! If you submit a joke in the comments box, I will award you a sweet from my stash:






Q.What is a ghost's favourite meal?
A.Spook-ghetti!


Q. Why didn't the skeleton go trick-or-treating?       
A. He had nobody to go with!

Trick or Treat!
Small demons go a-roaming
In the shadows of the night.
Looking for food, with bad intentions of
Looking to give people a fright.

The vampire, fangs aglow
Glances at a pirate, his best mate.
They grin a mischievous grin
As they reach out and open the gate.

Two more fiends bring up the rear:
A skeleton and a ghost,
Both comparing plastic buckets
Full of sweets; who has the most?

The evil group marches up the path
And they bang and stamp their feet.
As the door slowly creaks open,
They scream out, "Trick or treat!"

They leave the house, their buckets heavier.
But all the houses to which they haven't been
Circle in their minds with the simple thought
Which is, "It's Halloween!"


Q. What do you call a green monster that sits in the corner and mopes?
A. The Incredible Sulk! 


Q. How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Depends what you want them to change it into!

Olivia, Halloween Saver!

Chapter 1
 It was 4 days before Halloween. Olivia had been shopping with her mum, and had bought her costume. She carried the plastic bag up to her bedroom, and upended it onto her floor. A plastic wand fell out, along with a broom, makeup, a witch's dress (with matching cape) and... a small cat toy, sitting in a cauldron. Olivia picked it up, and stroked the soft velvet on the top of its head. She knew it was childish, but she still loved her witch's cat.  It was the perfect prop for her trick-or-treating  - besides, she could fit the sweets in the cat's cauldron too!
"But what should I call you?" she said to herself. "You look like a boy to me, so... Felix? No, too cliche. Maybe something to do with the planets. Mars? Saturn? No, they just sound weird. What about a Zodiac symbol? Halloween is a Scorpio. Yes! That's it! Your name is now Scorpio, my little friend."
And as she said the cat's name, the plush toy blinked and yawned. Olivia stared as the cat stretched and said,
"About time! I was getting very bored of sitting in that shop."  Olivia stood there with her mouth open. "What? Never seen a talking cat before? You humans never shut up, that's the problem."
"Who are you?" the girl stammered. Scorpio snorted.
"You know perfectly well who I am - you named me! That's why I woke up. Scorpio, at your service. And now you need to come with me." Scorpio got up and tugged at Olivia's costume with his claws. "Put it on. It won't work otherwise." 
"Why should I? And why should I trust you, because you just started talking randomly?"
"Because," Scorpio said impatiently, "you are the only one who can save Halloween." 

Chapter 2
"What do you mean? How does Halloween need saving?" Olivia said incredulously. Scorpio groaned and dragged the costume off the bed, and dropped it on the girl's feet. 
"Look," Scorpio grimaced sympathetically "I promise I'll tell you. Just put your costume on, and let's go!" So Olivia pulled on the ruffled dress and cape, and grabbed her wand, broom and cauldron.
 


Q. What's the best game to play in a haunted house?
A. Hide and Shriek!


Q. What does a monster call skateboarders?
A. Meals on wheels!



A

Ghostly

Figure approaches

Silently in the spooky darkness.

With the intention of stealing as much candy

As possible in the space of one night.

It runs up to a door,

Hands trembling,

Shouting,

“BOO!”

!






The Sweet Stash Winners - So Far! 

Thanks to Anonymous for their joke - How do skeletons call their friends? On the tele-bone! Sadly we don't know who they are, but thanks nonetheless.
Humbugs for minty-fresh giggles!
 Thanks also to Charis, who commented with 'Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had nobody to go with.' It's great!
Four sweets for a delicious joke!


 And Amelie gave us 'What does a skeleton's answerphone message say? Please leave your message after the skele-tone!' Fantastic!
Toffees for terrific jokes!


Keep commenting your jokes, and don't forget to vote in the poll below, too!




Saturday 18 October 2014

Vote! Which Story?

Well, the poll has now closed and the winner with 3 votes is...'The Dreaded Tabitha!' I will move the other chapters from the competition to the bottom of the page so you can still read them, but they are away from the main focus. So, I shall continue with the story of 
'The Dreaded Tabitha'...


The Dreaded Tabitha 

Chapter 1
"This is going to be the worst school trip ever," moaned Izzy. She was sitting next to her friend, Jasmine, and they were on the bus to Dartmoor. "There'll be no toilets, no shelter, and it's raining. Could this day get any more fabulous?" 
"You wait," said Jasmine, "We're hiking up one of the tors. It's right on top of a hill 6 miles from the car park." Izzy sighed, and opened a bag of sweets.
"We might as well enjoy our time on this warm, dry bus. We'll be on here again in 5 hours, muddy, tired and cold." She offered the sweets around, avoiding Simon Clarke. He was not her favourite class mate. But Simon noticed her.
"Oi, Isabelle! Give us a gummy bear." he shouted across the bus. Izzy groaned, and said,
"These are for people who shared their sweets with me, not for noisy idiots with no manners." A few students sniggered.
"Fine," Simon muttered, scowling. He added in a low, spooky voice "But don't expect my help if the Dreaded Tabitha gets you." Jasmine whipped around.
"The dreaded who?"
"The Dreaded Tabitha," Simon said. He had the attention of half the bus now. 
"A few years ago, a mining family had to leave their house because the police were after them, and they hid in a cave. It had been made by the dynamite the miners used to blow up the rocks, and a small hidey-hole had been created. The family hid in there, but someone was loading the cliff-side with more dynamite for another explosion. The parents escaped in time, but their 6-year old daughter wasn't so lucky. 
"Her name was Tabitha. She got trapped in the cave, and had to eat the mosses and plants that grew in the rock, and drink the rain that dripped through the crevices. She became hardy and tough, pulling away the rocks to free herself with her bare hands. When she eventually found her way out, her parents were long gone - caught by the police, and jailed for the crime they had tried to run away from. Tabitha still roams the mining areas of Dartmoor, kidnapping children and throwing them over the cliff if they have no news of her parents.
 And that is why you don't go to Dartmoor alone." 

There was a silence that followed this haunting tale. Izzy shivered, but Jasmine had the courage to laugh and say scathingly,
"Yeah, that's likely. Why don't you go to Cornwall and look for pixies while you're on the subject!" A ringing laugh swelled in the bus, a cacophony of taunts and jeers.
"They're called piskies in Cornwall, Jaz." whispered Izzy.
"I don't care," Jasmine grinned. "Just wanted to point out that we're not as easily fooled as he thinks we are." Izzy still felt uneasy about the story, and felt there was some truth behind it.

"You never know, though. As daft as he is,  Simon could be right. You never know."

Chapter 2
 
The bus pulled up in a small car park. A groan filled the bus - they had arrived. Mr Goodwin, the Geography teacher in charge of the trip, stood up and said,
"Right then 8Q. Don't bring anything with you apart from your lunch. You will want a coat and wellies too, 'cause it's cold out there. Any questions? No, you can't take your phone Phillips. Take that hoodie off Clarke, do you really think that slogan is suitable for school? I don't care, take it off NOW."
Izzy picked up her boots. Great, she thought. They are far too small for me. And I've got to walk 6 miles in these. Oh well. There's no going back now.

                                                                      ***
 The girls trudged on to the tor. Jasmine was trying to stay cheerful, but it was clear she was just as cold and miserable as Izzy felt. Finally, after what seemed like endless walking (and slipping), Mr Goodwin shouted, "Here's lunch. We are leaving in about an hour to walk back, so you've got plenty of time to muck about. Don't walk off though, else you'll get lost." He walked to a nice sheltered outcrop of rock and sat under it. Jasmine sighed and said,
"Sir's just gone and taken the best spot. What'll we do now?" Izzy looked at her friend. Jaz's hair was stuck to her face with sweat and rain, and her hands were going blue. She looked defeated. 
"Hang on, there's some sheltered woodland over there," Izzy smiled. "It'll be drier and less windy in there."
"What about sir?" Jasmine said worriedly. Izzy pointed. Mr Goodwin was busy eating a large pasty and drinking tea from a thermos flask, oblivious to the students jumping from rocks and trading packets of crisps.  "Let's go, then!" Jaz grinned. They grabbed their bags and ran to the woods. It was still cold, but there was no wind whistling around them and worming into every gap in their clothing. Izzy found a small rock for them to sit on. The two companions opened their lunchboxes and ate their sandwiches in silence. Trees rustled, and a single bird sang a mournful tune before slowing to a halt as a twig snapped. Izzy whipped around. There was no-one there...but who stepped on the twig?
"Did you hear that?" Jasmine said nervously. Izzy nodded, frightened. Another twig broke, followed by someone swearing under their breath. The two girls looked at each other and grabbed each other's hands. "Who are you? Show yourself!" Jasmine yelled bravely. A tall skinny figure rose out of a clump of ferns just a foot from the terrified pair. She had stringy dirty blonde hair, and wore a very tattered jumper and jeans that were at least six inches too small for her. Long legs covered in cuts and bruises supported a thin torso with equally spindly arms. Her face had a feral look, and two mad, hazel eyes were burning with laughter. 
"So you found me," she said in a deep, scratchy voice.
"Who are you?" repeated Jasmine, although not as bravely as before. The girl laughed insanely.
"Haven't you heard the stories they say about me? I'm Tabitha. Or, as the call me now, 
The Dreaded Tabitha."

Chapter 3 

Izzy was terrified. Simon had been right; there really was a mad, evil girl who lived on the plains of Dartmoor. She stood, shivering, in front of the monster that was glaring at the two frightened school kids. Tabitha sighed, frustrated, and pulled something large and hairy out of one nostril.
"Well? What's wrong with you?" she demanded, "Most people run screaming. Am I losing my touch?" Jasmine bravely stood on tiptoe and looked Tabitha right in the eye.
"No." Jas declared, "You are scary, but we know what happened to you. We know that you were left on your own, abandoned, as a small child." The skinny terror before the friends stopped scowling. "We know that your parents didn't come back to look for you." Tabitha sat down and twirled some of her dirty hair around one finger. "We know that you spend all of your life looking for them, but they still haven't come for you." Izzy looked on, shocked, as the legend of the moors started to sob. A large tear fell onto the moss in front of them.
"I want them back," Tabitha said, still sniffing. "They don't love me, but I love them. And I won't rest properly until I'm in my bed at my house, being tucked in by my mum."
 Jasmine looked upset. Her parents had divorced a few months back, and she knew what it felt like.
"We'll help you. We'll get you back home safely, won't we Izzy?" Izzy nodded fervently. She put her arm over the older girl's shoulder. Tabitha sniffed violently, and gave her a watery smile.
"But we'll never find them. They're in jail now, that's how we got separated." 
Jasmine grinned fiendishly.
"They are at a new house in Kent, actually," she said triumphantly. "When Simon started waffling on about that story, I did a little research on my phone. A newspaper from a year ago says that John and Samantha Silvest were released from their 5-year imprisonment early, due to some evidence against them being proven false. Basically, someone lied about your parents to get them locked up." 
"But who would do that?" said Izzy, horrified."Lying in court is illegal!"
"Never mind that," said Tabitha fiercely, "for now, anyway. I've got to get to Kent as fast as I can. Living on the moors ain't much fun, you know. Where do we start?" Izzy grimaced at the sound of a voice hollering down the slope.
"Mr Goodwin's on the prowl, we'd better go. Follow behind us if you want. Just stay close and we'll do our best to get you back to school with us." 
So Tabitha bid them farewell, and disappeared into the trees. Jas and Izzy got a good shouting at, but managed to avoid detention. They walked at the back of the group, glancing at the thinning woods. But Tabitha was too good. She slid around behind the rocks on the pathway, ducking and diving under the ruined walls. It was going very well, until Simon Clarke slowed down and waited for them.
"So... Anyone seen the Dreaded Tabitha yet?" he jeered, wriggling his fingers like some sort of worm. Yes, thought Izzy. We've seen her all right.
"Shut up, Clarke,"she scorned, however, "Still haven't grown up enough to know she isn't real?" 
Jasmine kept glancing at the rocks, though, and Simon got suspicious.
"What's over there?" he inquired.
"N-Nothing," said Jasmine unconvincingly. "It's a... um..."
"Deer!" said Izzy, a little too brightly. "You get tonnes of them round here in autumn."
"Yeah right," Simon sneered. "I'm gonna look over there and see what you're hiding."
"No, no, no, no, no..." moaned Izzy softly as Simon looked down, beyond the dip in the hillside...
"There IS nothing there." he said, disappointed.
"You scared the deer away, of course." Jasmine smiled, relieved. Tabitha gave a thumbs-up from a nearby bush - naturally she had slipped off at the last moment.
Their secret was safe - for now.

Chapter 4

So Izzy and Jasmine boarded the bus, relieved and exhausted. The walk wasn't quite as bad as they had anticipated, but it had still been hard work. Tabitha had managed to stow herself away in the luggage compartment above the girls' seats, and was able to stay hidden, although a little squashed.
"Mission accomplished!" Jasmine whispered triumphantly to her partner in crime, who grinned back in reply. Izzy was pleased that they had got this far undetected, but the journey from their little Devon town to Kent was haunting her. It would be very difficult to get there, and how would they travel? What would Tabitha's parents say when they arrived? And could they even begin? If they were caught before they'd started, there was really no hope. But they had plenty of time ahead of them, so they could afford a few little mistakes. 
They took the wellies off their aching feet, and relaxed with their headphones on. Simon came stamping onto the bus, covered in mud. He'd fallen over in a ditch at the last stile, which had put him in a very bad mood. Izzy snorted as he passed, earning a glare fit to kill. Jasmine noticed and called over to him, 
"Did the Dreaded Tabitha shove you over? Or were you just being an idiot, like usual?" Sniggers arose in the bus once more, and Simon's neck went scarlet with suppressed annoyance. He sat down without saying anything, however, and pulled his phone out of his bag.  



Here are the other 2 stories that didn't win the competition. 

Abra-class-dabra

Charlotte Rebecca Caroline O' Doline was very spoilt. Very spoilt, very rude and very, very naughty.
Even her father said so. She was very rich, but never went to school and therefore didn't learn manners. She had had so many home tutors it was unbelievable. Short ones, tall ones, thin ones, fat ones, strict ones, relaxed ones... They had all taught her for one day, and said she was impossible. 562 teachers with the best intentions had driven home, shocked and appalled.
Not that Charlotte was stupid - oh, no! She was very bright, but spent her time thinking of tricks to play on the next tutor, rather than her French infinitives and her algebra homework. 

One day, after the 563rd tutor had rushed home with mice jumping out of his pockets, Charlotte's gran came to her house. 
"Charlotte, this is an outrage," Gran said. "You are a clever, able girl but you are lazy and troublesome too. I will choose your next tutor myself, and he will sort you out."
 Charlotte looked up from her bone china tea set. "No he won't. I'll send him away like all the others, and I shan't have any tutors ever. I don't want to learn, and I won't. So there."
Her grandmother left the room, and went to the telephone. Alaric Boricius Spark was an old friend, and he could make that terrible child become a nicer person. Charlotte would meet her match in him.

Mr Spark, wizarding extraordinaire was filling his spellbook with new charms when he got Elizabeth's call. Her grandchild needed help, and that was for sure. Alaric promised to come tomorrow, and start right away. His wand was tingling; it could feel its master's excitement. Mr Spark opened his bag and piled it with ingredients, cauldrons, potions, books... 
 Alaric knew what he needed to do, and he set about it right away. 

Stowaway!

17th August 1782
Dear Diary,
I've done it. I've left the village. It was so dull, just feeding animals when I know that out there, somewhere, sailors are having a right lark. I, Arabella Edwards, am a stowaway. When the merchant's ship docked in the harbor, I told mother I needed to get some cabbages from the local market, and ran to the boat. I slipped in unseen; all the sailor's were in the pub! I hid in the store room, under the coils of spare ropes. After a few hours, they all came parading back on deck. No-one came down to the store room once. I'll stay down here until I've had enough. 
I didn't take anything with me apart from half a loaf of Baker's bread, and this diary. If mother asks where I am, Toby will tell her what I told him to say; I've run away to sea. That's close enough to the truth. 
Hang on, someone's coming. I'll put this basket of onions on my head, they'll never see me then. Oh. One of the sailors is looking for something. Onions. He's lifting up the basket! He's spotted me!    
  

Tuesday 14 October 2014

Haikus

Haikus are simple, Japanese poems. They have 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the 1st and 3rd lines, and 7 in the middle line. Usually they are about nature, but can be about other things. I will add more every so often. Here are some.

Theodore, my hamster
 Soft thistledown fur
Nibble, squeak, licks my fingers
Albino treasure 

Theodore

Duck
Waddling feathers 
Slides into murky water
Quacking joyfully


Frog 
Gelatinous eyes
Lands squelchily on a leaf
Throbbing cry echos

Coconut
Bristling armour
But reveals creamy flesh
And sweet, snowy milk  


Coral
Pale pink fingers wave
In the utterly still sea
Delicate beauty 

Poems
Careful clever rhymes
Balanced poetically well 
For perfect effect


 

Monday 6 October 2014

Bedtime Stories

The Bedtime Stories are aimed at young children, and were made up using random word-colour combinations. Please let me know if there ARE such things as blue radishes, rainbow geckos etc.

The Yellow Bat

Once when I was little, I went to a magical land. It used to be beautiful, but it had been taken over by green dragons, evil rulers that loved destroying things. I dreamt the only thing that could stop them was a yellow bat. It would meet me behind a red fig tree. So the next day I walked to the top of a mountain, to find the magical fruit tree and see this savior. I found him and told him what had happened. He told me to go home and watch through the window. I walked with him back to my little house looking out over the dragons, and saw him bite each one. They flew away to Mars, yelling at the top of their lungs. And they never came back.

The Blue Radishes

Once when I was little, I found a gnome in the forest near my house. It asked if I could help it. The gnome told me that a badger was trying to eat him, so I found the badger and told him about a massive pile of worms on the other side of the hill. The badger ran off, licking its lips. The gnome thanked me, and gave me five blue radishes. 
A week later, I was in the market and I saw a fortune teller. She told me that she could only work in return for a miracle. So I gave her the blue radishes. The woman stared at them, before throwing them in a fire, and telling me that I was going to have good luck. Two days later, I found a ten-pound note under my bed, and a pound coin in my sock. So she was right.

The Rainbow Gecko

Once when I was little, I found an old key under my desk. I didn't know where it had come from, so I tried it on every lock in the house. None of them worked - apart from a tiny door in the cupboard under the stairs. As the door opened, a grey gecko ran out. I asked him why he was such a dull colour. He told me that he had had his colours stolen by a wizard who wanted them for a potion. I offered to help him get them back, so the little lizard took me to the wizard's cave, and told me what to do, so while the wizard's back was turned, I dropped the grey gecko into a full cauldron, and threw it over my head. As soon as it hit the ground, my little friend got his rainbow colours back!
But the wizard had heard the noise, and he ran towards me, his wand held up high... Then he slipped on some of the spilt potion - into his tank of piranhas! 
And the little rainbow gecko has lived with me ever since. 

The Green Pineapples

Once when I was little, I was looking for a board game at the back of my shelves when I found a strange button. It looked like an ordinary coat button, but it was every possible colour under the sun, pulsing in and out from each hole. I rubbed at a smear on the button, trying to make it look as beautiful as possible - then something happened. I felt as though I had been put in a cold bath, and I couldn't hear. Then I opened my eyes, and saw I was in the Arctic. I shivered, and looked around at the bleak landscape. I noticed that there was a breathing hole made by a seal next to me, and warm light was coming from it. So I jumped into it - and found paradise. Birds flew over golden sand and aquamarine sea, to rest in large coconut trees. It was beautiful. And the fruit was amazing! Red bananas hung from branches, alongside blue pears and pink kiwi fruits. I picked a ripe, green pineapple and cut into it with a shell I'd found. The purple flesh smelt delicious, so I took a bite... and found myself back at home. I thought I'd been dreaming, until I saw the shell beside me.

The Red Jaguar 

Once when I was little, I walked out of my village to a little field. I sat down on the grass, until I noticed something digging into my leg. I reached down, and pulled a large sword out from the ground. It had an inscription on the blade. I read it out, trying to make sense of what it said. Suddenly, a red jaguar leapt out from behind me. It looked just like a normal jaguar, only it's spots were blood-red, and it's coat was faintly pink. It looked at me, and said,
"My name is Shardas. I am your guardian." So we played together in the field for a while, until I had to go home. We walked back together, and I told Shardas to stay hidden until I called him. I spent many weeks having fun with him, for he would shrink down to the size of a kitten, and I would throw a ball of wool for him to chase.
Until one day, he didn't come when I read out the blade's inscription. I tried again, but he still didn't come. So I walked back to the field and looked around, taking the sword with me. Then I noticed a trapdoor in the grass. I opened it and jumped into the darkness. It was cold and damp, and pitch-black. Something turned a light on. Something. Or someone. I saw I was surrounded by cages of magnificent animals; purple giraffes, orange hippos and green tigers paced their cages. A small rabbit sat at one end, uncaged. It smiled, and said,
"I've been expecting you to come. Your pet is the jewel of my collection." Shardas sat in the furthest  cage, twitching his tail. I yelled back,
"I'll fight you for him. I'll beat you, too." The rabbit chuckled, and said that the plan was good, but that he would choose one of his animals to fight me. So it opened the cage of the largest, meanest pink lion. It walked slowly up to me and whispered,
"I'm scared. You've got a massive sword, and even if I win, I'll be sent to a skin collector and be killed anyway." I said it didn't have to die. I could pretend to kill it, and we would both get what we wanted. The lion agreed, and we mock-battled until I finally lunged and "killed" it. The rabbit grudgingly opened the cage and Shardas ran out. I made the bunny open the other cages too, and the coloured animals ran away. I haven't used the sword since.    

The Purple Bread     

Once when I was little, I was looking through my cupboards when I found a large gold coin. It was nothing like any currency I knew, and it was very thick and heavy. I put it in my pocket. I then set about finding the item I was looking for. As I stared into the cupboard, I flipped the coin over in my pocket. I was suddenly whirling around, until I came to stop in a small, ramshackle village. It was almost dark outside, but clearly there was a market going on. Cloth-draped stalls lined each roadside, all laden with tasty snacks or delicate trinkets, and amazing smells floated through the air. I felt the cold metal coin against my leg, and I walked up the street to find an item to purchase. Instantly the men and women started shouting across to me,  "Fresh fruit, delicious fruits!"
"Golden necklaces for pretty young ladies!"
"Toasted nuts just out the fire!"
I smiled and continued walking. Then I noticed a stall with some purple bread on it. It looked delicious, so I bought 2 loaves, and some bizarre orange sausages. They came skewered on a long stick, so I could eat without getting my hands sticky. I was given some little green coins as change, and then I carried on walking. Soon I came to little shacks of houses, all falling to pieces. I could hear crying coming from one of them, so I went and looked inside. There was a family of at least 8, all weeping bar the baby, which was coughing wretchedly in the mother's arms. I asked them what was the matter, and they told me that the baby was very sick. It could barely move, and would die without proper food and medicine. I thought I could help, so I offered them the bread, sausages and green coins. They wept again, but for joy, and said they could not thank me enough. As a gift, they gave me a beautiful golden tree ornament, with gold gem leaves. Then I found myself whirling through the air, and I was back home, clutching a little gold tree. 

The Teal Meerkat   

Once when I was little, I was playing in my back garden with a ball. I bounced it, higher and higher, and as I played I noticed an electric-pink snail edging its way along the patio. So I dropped the ball and ran over to look at it. It was moaning, over and over again, "Goodness, I'm going to be very late indeed! Oh, how dreadful it is being a snail..." I asked what was wrong, and it told me it was meant to be at an invitation-only debate. Slightly confused, I offered to help this snail get there quicker - it accepted the offer and told me his name was Hugo. He told me the route; I had to walk around the tree in my garden five times backwards, then twice facing forwards. I did this, and on the last time I felt a strange buzz in my ears - we had arrived. Peering around at the bright landscape, I saw we were on some African-like plains. A few short bushes peppered the dusty ground. Hugo retracted into his shell, and told me then to enter a burrow next to my left foot. I was surprised, but as I slid into the hole, I could feel myself getting smaller and smaller... We were met at the other end by some violet hedgehogs, who took our fingerprints and our elbow-prints. My next instruction was to find The door. I had no idea how to identify The door, so T wandered around the lobby area aimlessly. As I walked, my arm caught on the handle of a brown door, with the word 'The' printed all over it. I walked in, and Hugo came out from his house. Sat around a giant table were two teal meerkats, a maroon octopus, six beetles of varying colours and a yellow tortoise. The two meerkats lead the meeting, which appeared to be about a sudden trade in rare animals. I helped them by giving them information about the rabbit, who was collecting them up. Once they had finished, I was allowed to leave. Hugo called out to me, and said that I could have a reward: I just had to walk around the tree in my garden twice clockwise. With that, I was back in my garden. I walked around the tree twice clockwise, and stopped. A small snail shell was just in front of my toes.

The Tales and Adventures of Emma Hood

This next piece I started writing years ago. A new chapter will be added every so often until the book is finished. It my own time I have been continuing it, and it is now done. I hope you like it!



                      
Prologue

Sarah couldn't sleep. She had slept at her Grandma Emily's house before, but before there hadn't been a storm. Rain lashed at the windows, thunder rumbled and white lightning split the plum-coloured sky in two. The girl tossed and turned, until she nearly fell out of bed. Sighing, Sarah tiptoed down the wooden stairs to see Grandma Emily.
"Can't you sleep, Sarah?" smiled the lady. She was flicking through a family photo album, whilst making her way through a packet of custard creams.
"No," Sarah grimaced. "I know it's a bit babyish, but could you tell me a story?"
"What's babyish about stories?" Grandma sounded genuinely surprised. "I'll tell you a story! How about the legend of Emma Hood?"
"Yes, please!" shouted Sarah in delight. "It sounds exciting!" She ran back upstairs, and in the blink of an eye, she was tucked up in bed, ready and waiting. Grandma followed her up, smiling to herself.
"Are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin..."



Chapter 1 A day in the life of Emma


It was dawn. The sun shone down on the forest, making the withered summer flowers glow once more. Several blackbirds chirruped eagerly at the growing warmth. From the very top of a large beech tree, a robin swooped low, skimming the ground. It then alighted on a branch, near to a rough hammock. Chattering excitedly, the bird pecked at a mop of curly, ginger hair that was spilling over the sides of the hammock. A girl sat up, rubbing her eyes.
"Scarlett!" she cried, fending off the robin. "I'm not a worm, or some red moss. You knew it was me all along!" She looked around her. "Oh! What a lovely autumn morning it is, though!" Emma (for that was her name) leapt down from the tree, (which was a good few metres high) and landed lightly onto the ground.

Emma grinned, showing nicely set white teeth. She was a very pretty child. Her large emerald-green eyes were set in a pale face, either side of a small nose which was smothered with freckles. She wore a rough shirt, made with an old hessian sack, and matching shorts. She had a pouch hanging around her waist containing a few coins and hazelnuts. A large rip down the front of the shirt was held by the most valuable thing Emma had - a gold hairslide with an emerald set into the largest end.
"Do you fancy some food? Sylvia should have come by now..." Emma whistled sharply, a long piercing note that could be heard anywhere in the forest. Presently, a grey squirrel bounded up, dropping five large hazelnuts at the girl's feet "Nice work, Sylvia!" praised Emma. "Just enough for my breakfast - and of course you get some as well!" Nearby was a bundle of brambles. Emma picked a handful of blackberries, giving three to Scarlett. She bit little holes in the berry's segments, feeling the juice run down her chin, before swallowing them whole. Then Emma ran to the foot of an oak. Brushing past a wall of ivy, she entered a small cave. A bucket full of nuts stood against the cool, bumpy surface of the wall. Next to it was a dirty bag with some apples and plums in it. Emma went to the bucket and pulled out five walnuts. Sylvia appeared out of nowhere and selected six hazelnuts. Together, they walked (or hopped) out, cracking open the nuts and crunching on their insides.


"Now," whispered Emma, addressing the squirrel and robin. "I got wind that some people were coming here on a hunting trip. They'll be after some pheasants. Sylvia, you distract them. Scarlett, can you nick some sweets for me? I'm off for a quick wash before we begin our heist." And with that, the little girl ran across the wood until she came to her favourite river. Cupping her hands, she scooped up some water, gratefully tipping it down her thirsty throat. Water trickling down her shirt, she took two steps back before leaping into the river with an almighty SPLASH! "Ahhhh!" Emma smiled. "Why wash clothes and yourself separately when you can save time and do it together?" Diving underwater, she felt her hands brush something. Something vaguely furry. She picked it up. It was a rope. "This'll come in handy!" she claimed. Feeling happy and clean, Emma climbed out of the river with the rope. She took her clothes off and wrung them out, shook them up and down and put them back on again.

Several gunshots cracked away a bit to the east. Emma ran through the wood and leapt up the tree nearest to the men, still clutching her rope. Sylvia sat next to her, waiting for the orders. The squirrel glanced at Emma, who nodded silently, and the squirrel leapt down out of the tree and bounded up to the men who were counting gun cartridges. "Cuk-cuk-cuk!” shouted Sylvia, throwing pinecones (especially found for this purpose) at them. All the men laughed and one flicked a nut at the little squirrel, who continued to scold.
"Ha, ha!" You're not havin' our game, are ya?" they roared, in tears of laughter.
Emma was ready. She swung her rope into the neighboring tree, tugging to check its stability. Then she jumped off the branch, swinging alongside the man who was holding a bulging bag of birds. Reaching out, she grabbed two pheasants which were hanging out of the bag. As the rope swung back to her original tree, she grabbed another two pheasants. She had just run out of sight when there came a cry of disbelief - "Hey! Four of them birds 'ave gone! Right out from under me nose!" Giggling under her breath, Emma ran back to her hidden cave and shoved the pheasants in, making sure the ivy covered the entrance completely. Soon the sound of trudging feet died away.
"Scarlett! Sylvia!" whispered Emma. "It's safe to come out now!" The two animals appeared, chattering eagerly. Scarlett hopped up onto the girl's shoulder, twittering excitedly. "What did you find, then?" smiled Emma. "Come on, then! You lead the way." The robin flew off, checking that Emma was still following every so often. In a little nook in the ground was Scarlett's treasure; two toffees, some strips of gum, a Mars bar - and a cigarette lighter in a shade of peppermint green. "What's this?" Emma picked up the lighter, knocking the little nob on the side. A pale yellow flame sprang up. "Well done, Scarlett!" cried Emma. "This will really help with the fire tonight! Help yourself to as many blackberries from my bush as you like! You've really earned them today!" Scarlett flew off as Emma turned to Sylvia. "Nice work with the distraction - they only noticed when it was far too late to do anything! Go into the storeroom and have as many nuts as you want!"

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After Emma, Scarlett and Sylvia had their lunch (nuts, blackberries, dandelion leaves and apples), Emma ran up to a nearby field, her animal troop close behind.

"No, you two. This is a mission just for me. Entertain yourselves until I get back." The little creatures turned, flew and bounded back to the camp. They knew to trust their leader. Emma continued through the field, skirting around the edges, completely ignoring the nettles and thistles that she ran beside bare-legged. She darted about until she found a barn labelled as '27'. Picking up a bucket, the little bandit looked along the stalls until she found a certain cow, which she slid under and milked her as quickly as she could without knocking over the bucket. "Thanks, Heidi," Emma whispered as she jumped up, taking the now full bucket with her. "Do you suppose that the farmer has worked out that you're my cow yet?" She giggled as she left. "Humans are so gullible." she mused as she slipped back through the barn doors as a sleepy-looking farm hand staggered in, a bundle of hay under his pimply arms.
Grinning from ear to ear, she leapt into the open window of the cellar of the farmhouse. As quietly as she possibly could, Emma took an empty bottle out of a cupboard and filled it with the milk, then left the empty bucket by the door. Then she screwed a lid onto the bottle and pulled an old bag out from under her shirt in which she put the milk bottle, a half-full packet of flour and four eggs that were in another cupboard. Dropping some coins into the places of the taken items, she heard footsteps above her, and a voice saying that it would "get them eggs righ' now, Mrs Le-Fleur". The footsteps became louder and louder and nearer and nearer. Emma needed to act fast. She slapped a pack of butter into the bag and looked about, her fiery hair flying across her face. There had to be a way out! 'How did I get in? How?' thought Emma desperately. If she was caught she would be put in prison for sure, with no Scarlett, no Sylvia, and with only a bit of light out of a tiny, barred... 'Window! Yes!' THAT was her ticket to home. She climbed through the window with the bag and dropped onto the ground below, shivering like a frightened rabbit just in time. No sooner had Emma's head bobbed out of sight than the cellar door opened and a red-faced lady walked in, muttering under her breath. She saw that the window was still ajar.
"Window needs padlockin' or burglers'll 'ave the silver," she growled, slamming it shut with a bang.
The moment Emma heard the window shut, she was off like the wind. She was back at the wood in two minutes, putting the loot in her store.


When she had caught her breath and had eaten a plum, Emma was back at work, baking a loaf of bitty bread. It was very simple to make - it was just bread with some extra berries, nuts or other seasonal fruits. Today it was apple and blackberry. By the time she had finished kneading it, it was starting to get dark out there in the wood.
"Brilliant!" she said. "Now's the perfect time to light a fire. No-one will notice the smoke!" After collecting a bundle of fallen branches, Emma lit the pile with her new lighter. The fire blazed and crackled as Emma turned the spit. Her dinner was roast pheasant with a slice of bitty bread and plum sauce. Earlier she had cleaned, plucked and smoked all the birds, putting away three, keeping one for now. Emma prodded her roast with a stick. Clear juices surged out of the succulent, tender meat. She pushed a plum into the pheasant. Once it had all cooked, the bread included, she carved the meat expertly and sliced the loaf neatly, ready for eating. Then she sat down on an old stump and ate. And ate. And ate. Emma ate until she thought she would burst. When she was done, she put away the leftovers for another day, put out the fire and curled up in her hammock. As she sighed and stared at the stars above, Emma mulled over the day's work, and what jobs she would get done tomorrow.


 This was how that little scamp lived, day after day. Sometimes she would take from the fishermen, or occasionally from another house. She was never caught. But Emma's life was turned upside down the day she was seen...




Chapter 2 The unlikely meeting



For such a rich boy, it was surprising how often Daniel Charles Benjamin Le-Fleur got bored. Dan (as he preferred to be called) was the only son of the multi-billionaires Lord Robert and Lady Elizabeth Le-Fleur. Lord Robert owned seven very wealthy oil plants set by the Galapagos Islands, and Lady Elizabeth was the manager of an extremely pricey jewellery shop in the centre of London. Dan attended a private school, St. Kenneth's School for Previous Head Pupils, which cost £12,000 a term. Despite his riches and good personality, he had no friends whatsoever. There were hundreds of gangs in the school - but nobody wanted the 'Titch' as Dan was nicknamed. He had tried every gang - Ivetta's was girls only, Thomasina only wanted fans of the latest pop group, for Sidney's you needed the weekly password to be allowed in and Samuel preferred Mohicans. Then there was Victor O'Brine. The Playground Terror, he and the gang spent many a happy hour mugging the littler kids and punching anyone who disagreed with them. One of their favourite games was catching Dan, forcing him to hand over his crisps and chocolate, kicking him until he gave in, and finishing off by smearing mud in his usually clean brown hair. That was just morning break.

Today, Daniel ran all the way back from school, his face smarting with embarrassment. Victor had thrown him into the school's pond, much to the gang's delight. He rushed into the house, not looking back once. Dan threw his coat, homework and pencil case into the arms of the closest servant, and dashed up to Bathroom 1. As he scrubbed the algae out of his hair and the frogspawn from his pockets, Dan wondered if he could go for a mess around in the forest at the edge of his family's land. His mother hated him doing anything 'dirty, untidy, and most terribly common!', but she was currently at work so how could she know? After changing into his home clothes, Dan ran straight into the kitchen and helped himself to the box of chocolates that were residing on the table.

"Billy, can I go down to Tumbledown Forest?" Dan asked nervously. The chef sighed at the question. He had been asked this too often for his liking.

"Yes you can, but make sure you are back before your mother. She will not be pleased..."

"Thanks," smiled Dan, running to the hall for his coat. "I'll be back soon!" He rushed out of the house, slamming the door behind him. Now, where was the forest again? It was around the back of the farm, and then straight ahead. Dan set off at a run, because otherwise there wouldn't be much time to play. Because of the years with no friends, Daniel was an expert at playing by himself. At last he arrived. The sun had gone in, and gave the trees a miserable look. A slight mist hung about, making Dan feel anxious. He gave a sigh. The forest was really the only place where he felt safe enough to think about his problems. Deep down he was angry. Why couldn't his parents send him to another school? One where he was admired and respected because of his riches, instead of jeered at for his height and stupidity. Dan felt so furious that he picked up a large stone and threw it into the river flowing close by. It hit a fish swimming past. It floated up to the surface, apparently dead. Now the little boy felt guilty. He had let his anger take control.

"Leave nature alone. If you're going to hurt anyone, pick on someone your own size. Come and fight me." called an angry voice from behind him. Slightly shaky, Daniel turned around to see who was talking to him. There was nobody there. Something moved in the corner of his eye. He looked up. Just above the puzzled boy, in the branches of a tree, was the silhouette of a girl, probably no older than himself, calmly leaning against the trunk.

"Who are you, and what do you want?" Daniel shouted uneasily. The silhouette jumped down neatly, landing on her feet.
"I," said the girl, now clearly visible. "I am Emma Hood. And, if I may ask, what are you doing in MY wood?"



Chapter 3 The promise and the whistle



Daniel looked scornful. "YOU'RE wood?! I think you'll find it belongs to my family. It's private property! I could have you jailed for this."

"I think we owe each other an explanation. My turn now - who are you?" said Emma, smiling pleasantly. Now Dan just looked astonished. How quickly this girl could change the subject!

"Who am I? Who am I? I am Daniel Charles Benjamin Le-Fleur. Only son of Robert and Elizabeth Le-Fleur." he added. "Now, why are you in my forest?" Emma grinned.

"It's a long story, but in case you hadn't noticed, there's a dying trout over here." Emma ran to the river where the fish floated, its gills flapping slowly. She turned it over and saw a gash down its side. Gently, the girl slid the scales over the cut until it was hidden. Then she picked a leaf from a bushel of duck weed and held it to the fish's mouth. It gulped it down gratefully and swam away.

"There! Now, if you want me to tell you my story, I must first trust you, and you must trust me. Will you promise not to hurt any more animals, or plants?" asked Emma.     

Taken aback slightly, Daniel instantly said "Yes, of course I promise! Why did you ask me?"
"Because anyone who is a friend to nature is a friend to me. Now, how can I gain your trust?" Dan wasn't sure how, and was just about to say he already liked her, when he remembered Victor. Emma could help him conquer the bullies!
"If you can stop the school bullies, then I will most definitely trust you! Victor, Oscar, Michael and Aloysius make school awful. Please?" Emma thought for a bit, then ran off, telling Dan to wait there. She came back a few minutes later, carrying a little whistle.
"Here! If you're ever in trouble, wherever you are, blow this whistle and I'll come. Try it now!" Dan blew the whistle. It made a high-pitched, piercing shriek. Dan jumped at the noise, dropping it on the ground.
"Whoa! That's loud! But what if you're at school?"
"School? Pah!" snorted Emma. "I wouldn't dream of going to that funhouse! Oh, would you like to see my two best friends? I'll call them." Emma whistled sharply. Sylvia and Scarlett leapt down from a nearby tree and perched on either of the little girl's shoulders. Daniel stared in surprise at their friendliness towards Emma. All animals, however big or small, ran away when they saw him.
"How did you get them to be so tame? I've never seen an animal that obeys its master like-"
"Tame? Obeys its master? I am most definitely NOT their 'master'. They are their own masters. We help each other here in the forest. Scarlett," Emma pointed to the robin. "And Sylvia," she gestured to the squirrel. "Find food for me and provide distractions when we go, er, looking for, um, things..." she giggled sheepishly. “And in return, I store the food for us all in winter and help to shelter them too."
"Sorry Emma. I didn't realize. All the animals that I've met have been bred for pets - dogs, cats, guinea pigs, gerbils..." Dan counted them off on his fingers. Emma stopped him.
"It's fine. By the way, do I have to call you Daniel Charles Benjamin Le-Fleur, only son of Robert and -"
Dan laughed and waved his hands. "No, no, no! Just call me Dan or Danny. It's what my friends call me. If I had any."
"So are we friends?" Emma asked hopefully. Dan nodded. "Thank you! It's no problem having animal-friends, but I always wanted a friend that I could talk to properly!"
A car roared past in the distance. One of the servants jumped out and shouted down into the wood,
"Daniel, your mother will be back soon. Come quickly." Daniel groaned in dismay.
"I have to go home now. Can I visit you tomorrow?"
 Emma smiled.
"Of course! But you have to swear not to tell anyone about me. Do you promise?"
 Daniel looked at her, surprised.
"Why?"
"Just don't tell anyone. And I mean ANYONE. Do you promise?" Emma whispered, running back to her hammock and a pheasant supper.
The little boy watched her run away. She was gone as quickly as she had come. It was almost as if she had melted into the bark of the trees.
He called back, “I promise." 




Chapter 4 The end of the Playground Terror

It took Daniel quite a while to go to sleep that night. He had so much to think about, and so many questions to ask Emma. How old was she? Where did she live? Who were her parents? Or did she actually live in the wood? All his thoughts chased each other around and around his head until he finally fell asleep. He dreamt that he lived in the wood in a hut made of dead trout, with a pet chicken. But then his dream became a nightmare when Victor and the gang appeared and turned into vampires, eating the hut, the chicken, and finally Daniel himself. He was falling, falling, falling... Dan woke up with a jolt. He was sitting up in bed, cold sweat running down his back. Oh, it was just a dream. Daniel thought, sighing gratefully. Thank goodness! Thinking it must be time to get up, he glanced at his luminous clock. 4:27am it said. Once more, Dan sighed. This time with frustration. I had to wake up really early, didn't I? He sat up and pulled the whistle out of his pyjama pocket. It was wooden, and had a bird with its wings outstretched carved on top. Smiling, Danny put the whistle back and rolled over. Pretty soon, he was asleep once more.
Three hours later, Dan woke up at a much more civilised time. He peered at his calendar. It was Tuesday the 10th of September. Usually Daniel would have groaned inwardly, knowing what school would be like. But not today! 
He had the whistle. 
He had power. 
He had hope. 
Instead of skulking downstairs, he slid down the banisters humming to himself. Grabbing a slice of toast with one hand and a glass of juice with the other, Daniel slipped into kitchen and helped himself to some cereal.
"You look happy this morning, Master Daniel." remarked one of the maids. "Have you just finished some tests at school?"
"Something like that!" he shouted from the top of the stairs. Having finished his breakfast, the little boy rushed into his dressing room and threw on his uniform. After brushing his hair and cleaning his teeth, Danny made sure that the whistle was secure in the secret pocket of his blue blazer before flicking on his iPhone. He checked his texts. More cyber-bullying. As usual. But Dan was in such a good mood that nothing could stop him. Replying to one of Victor’s "jokes", Dan texted back saying 'We'll see. Today I'm prepared, OK? Tell the others to come. From Dan & E. Hood.' That would get them confused! Dan chuckled. Bring 'em on!

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After division, multiplication tables and some pencil flicking, it was break time at St Kenneth's. Daniel grabbed his snack - a banana - and raced outside before Oscar's feet could trip him up again. He ran up to the top playground, an area with just enough space to play badminton - well, you could if it wasn't the territory of the Playground Terror. The gang followed close behind. They cornered him against the wall.
"So," drawled Victor lazily. "What was that email all about. Who's this E Hood? Sounds like another bad brand of hoodies." With that the whole gang burst out laughing. Daniel smiled cheerfully. This made Victor even madder. He grabbed Daniel by the collar and growled at him. "Go on then," he snarled. "Spill the beans. Who's this E Hood?" But still, Daniel continued to smile, looking annoyingly smug. "Well, I guess we'll just have to force you to tell us. Fancy meeting up with the frogs again? Even if you don't, that's just too bad." Victor started to drag Dan towards the nearby pond. Quick as a flash, the whistle was pulled out of the pocket and Daniel was blowing into it, the high, shrill note piercing the still morning air. The sleepy crows on the telephone wire suddenly leapt up into the sky and dive-bombed the startled bullies, stabbing at their arms and nipping at their legs.
"Wow!" gasped Daniel. That hadn't happened when he had used it in the wood with Emma. Talking of Emma, where is she? he thought.
"Get these - aarh- birds off us, you - aarh- evil bully!" yelled the gang furiously. At that moment, Dan's savior appeared. Emma leapt over the fence in one swift bound with Scarlett and Sylvia close behind. As quickly as they had begun, the crows retreated and went back to the wire as if nothing had happened.
"So, how did you like the Bird Bombardment?" Emma grinned at Dan.
"Why didn't it happen before? And why did they stop when you arrived?" the boy asked, astonished.
"If they did it when I was around, they would risk injuring me. I feed them, and I taught them this in case I ever really needed it." The girl, as confident as ever, turned to Victor, Michael, Aloysius and Oscar who were sitting in a dazed heap. "What did you lot do that was so bad it made my good friend Danny blow the whistle?"
"Urrrgh, um, we was gonna chuck 'im in the pond." groaned Michael as he stood up, rubbing his arms. The others followed suit. Emma chuckled.
"Yes, I can see how that would upset anyone. Even I wouldn't like it, and I'm pretty tolerant." Victor, red with embarrassment, drew himself up to his full height (which was really quite tall) and glared down at the girl.
"What are you doing, ruining our game?" he said angrily.
"Well, if it's a game, how about you take turns in chucking each other into that pond? Then you can all have some, er, fun!" Emma replied coolly.
"If you're so good, miss, your "team" can choose a player to climb the tree down there and fetch the shuttlecock at the top." grinned Victor nastily, pointing to the huge sycamore tree near the steps. In the very top branches was an old, worn shuttlecock.
"Oh, and another member of the team has to catch it as it's thrown back down, too." added Aloysius.
"Deal," said Emma and Dan simultaneously. "Do we say who is going up the tree, or is it secret?" asked Daniel. He had a plan.
"Um, secret," said Victor quickly. "Decide who it is now." He turned away to discuss the matter. Emma, Danny, Sylvia and Scarlett huddled together.
"Emma," whispered Dan. "I have a plan so we definitely win." With a few points and demonstrations, Dan explained. It was quite simple, really.
"You ready?" called Victor. "On your marks, get set, GO!" With that, Oscar and Sylvia hurtled towards the tree. Sylvia was at the top in a trice. She grabbed the shuttlecock in her paws and squeaked to Scarlett. The robin fluttered off Emma's shoulder over to the tree, claws outstretched. (Oscar was still struggling to get higher than the bottom branches - he was afraid of heights!) Scarlett took the prize in her claws and flew back to Daniel. She swooped low and dropped the shuttlecock into the boy's hands.
"And it's all over!" Daniel called out triumphantly. "We win. Now leave us alone."
"Not so fast!" leered Michael. "That there robin 'elped to bring it down - we never said no-one could take it from the tree to the catcher. We win."
"Oh, yes. The team who couldn't get past the bottom branches win. Very likely. Do you want to have a bet?" mocked Emma. "I'll take you on. All of you at the same time. If I can get you all in the pond, I win. If you get me in, you win." Before waiting for an answer, she leapt at the bully's knees, knocking them all down like skittles. Fists flying, Emma whipped some baler's twine from her pouch and used it to trip Oscar into the pond. Michael grabbed at the girl's hair, succeeding in tearing a few hairs out. Emma ducked and shoved him in the direction of the murky water. He grabbed at Aloysius, pulling them both into the weed. All three bobbed in the water, hair dripping, cheering their leader on as he and Emma battled it out. Just at the wrong moment Emma leapt, Victor dodged and the girl scraped across the tarmac. Face and elbows bleeding, Emma jumped back up again with new intentions. She wrestled with the boy until she came to about a meter of the pond's edge. Victor sensed an opportunity. He grabbed her arms, dragging her over to the water.
"Who's won now, Emma?" he gloated, holding her out. Emma wriggled out of his grip, jumped over his head and landed behind him gracefully, finishing nicely by shoving him face-first into the pond. Emma grinned triumphantly.
"Us, Victor. Us."
 
 
Chapter 5 The custard creams



"That was amazing!" gushed Daniel. "Did you see how embarrassed they all looked as you helped them out of the pond?"

"Yes, but hold still." said Emma, rubbing blood onto Daniel's face and arms, finishing with a dab of mud. She ruffled his hair and pinched his cheeks. "There!"

"Ow! What was that for?" grimaced Dan, rubbing his face. "I'm filthy!"

"Now it looks like you've been in a fight. A fight with the bullies? Everyone will love you for putting that lot in their place. Now go, the bell's ringing. See you tonight!"

"Bu-" Daniel protested.

"GO!" said Emma impatiently. "Meet you same place as last night. Bye!"



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The rest of school flew past in a blur. Daniel told everyone about how he had defeated the bullies, but deep down he felt a bit guilty. He was taking credit for the battle Emma had fought and won. All the same, it was brilliant! Victor now flinched at the mention of Daniel, and everyone wanted "the hero" for their gang. People had been apologizing, finding reasons to sit next to him in class and making exceptions for him to become part of the gangs. He was now part of no less than 19 groups. After school, though, Dan grabbed a packet of custard creams and raced down to the woods. Emma was nowhere to be seen.

"Er, Emma?" he called. Rustling came from the direction of some ivy. A head of flaming red hair was emerging from the curtain, closely followed by a robin and a squirrel. Emma was holding a smoked pheasant and some apples.

"Oh, hi Dan! I was just getting some food. It's too early for me to light the fire, so I thought we could just have some cold stuff for now!" she said, smiling.

"Are you camping, or is this a sort of secret stash your parents don't know about?" Dan asked, peering around. Emma looked up from re-arranging some logs.

"No, I live here, of course! That's my food store, and up there," she pointed to a dirty, leaf-covered hammock, "is my bed. Doesn't everyone live like this?" Daniel looked stunned.

"You LIVE here?! In the forest?"

"How do you live? It can't be that different, can it?" asked Emma. Daniel went on to explain his large, luxurious house, punctuated by questions from Emma about what cars and sinks were, while they ate apples.

"Wow, I never realised!" said a surprised Emma afterwards. "I still have no idea what a telling-fone is, though..."

"It's telephone, but that doesn't matter." said an amused Daniel. At that point, Scarlett flew over and dropped the lighter on Emma's head, tweeting loudly.

"Ow, don't do that next time, Scarlett!" she exclaimed, rubbing her head, "But I can take a hint, it is getting dark. I'll light the fire and we can have toost, is it called?"

"Nearly, it's toast," Daniel laughed. He then remembered the packet of custard creams he was holding, "Do you want to try one of these? They're called custard creams. They taste delicious, go on, take one!" He ripped open the packet and held the biscuits out to Emma. She took one, and pushed it whole into her mouth. She slowly chewed, swallowed, and announced,

"Those are amazing! I love them!" She then proceeded to shove three biscuits into her mouth, then another two after those, and soon Emma had eaten the whole packet!

"Hey!" protested Daniel, "I wanted some of those! Never mind, there are more at home."

Emma lit the fire surprisingly quickly, Daniel thought. Soon it was blazing, spitting little sparks out.

"There!" exclaimed Emma. She held out some slices of bitty bread and a long stick. Daniel speared some bread onto the stick and held it over the fire. It smelt delicious. When it was fully toasted, he took a bite. It burned the roof of his mouth it was so hot, but it tasted sweet and fruity. It reminded Daniel of a fruit loaf the cook would bake at Christmas.

"Do you like it?" asked Emma anxiously. Daniel looked up, smiling.

"That's delicious! What's it made of?" he asked. Emma told him to wait there, and ran off to the little food store. She came back a minute later with some boxes and bags in her hands.

"I don't know the names of any these things, but I use these to made bitty bread." Daniel looked at each of the ingredients.

"Well, that's flour, and this is salt. This is milk, good quality milk from well-raised cows, too and those are obviously apples and blackberries. But where did you get the flour, milk and salt? You can't just pick it from a bush, like with the berries," he said, puzzled. Emma blushed, and twirled some of her vivid hair around her finger.

"Um, er, you know I said Scarlett and Sylvia help me when we go looking for things? Well, ah, we go into houses and take things that we need. Only what we really need, though," she added hastily, seeing the horrified look on Daniel's face, "and I leave these weird hard things in their place, because I know humans love these, I don't know why..." She held up a 20p coin from her pouch, along with a 2p and a couple of 1p coins.

"That's stealing, Emma! You can't do that! You could get sent to jail for that!" gasped Daniel. "That's money, those coins you're holding. Look, there's a 20p, a two-pence piece and some 1ps. You can't get anything without money, Emma. I thought you'd know that." Emma hung her head and said,

"I can't count, Daniel. I can't write, either. I know everyone else can. I'm really stupid, aren't I?" Daniel was still shocked that his friend stole, but he felt sorry for her. Fancy not being able to count!

"You shouldn’t steal, but I’m sorry. If you like, I'll teach you to count, and to read and write. How about that?" he said. Emma cheered up instantly.

"Thanks! I'd love that," she said. Then she looked up. Stars were winking down at them, and an owl was hooting in a nearby tree. "Isn't it getting a little late? You should probably go home now. Thanks for coming, though!" Daniel looked up too.

"Goodness, yes, I'd better go, or my mum will go mental! Thanks for the food; I'll see you tomorrow for your first maths lesson!"




Chapter 6 Hibernation plans

Over the next month or so, Emma and Daniel became very close friends. Daniel visited her every day after school, always bringing a packet of biscuits. There was a sort for every day; Mondays were rich tea biscuits, chocolate digestives on Tuesdays, on Wednesdays Dan brought bourbons & for Thursday it was shortbread fingers. Emma loved all these, but she lived for Fridays, as this was the day Daniel brought custard creams. Saturdays were spent going over times tables and whatever else they had been learning during the week. Then Emma would cook a stew, or make a roast dinner using some old pots and pans Daniel had smuggled out of his kitchen. She now had a miniature garden, too, where she grew a few carrots, potatoes and turnips. Since learning to read, Emma had suddenly become a bookworm. If she wasn’t eating, sleeping or learning, she was in her hammock, reading long novels.

But time doesn't stand still, and it was 15th November when Daniel noticed Emma's behaviour had changed. It was a regular Thursday, and Daniel found Emma running around frantically, instead of curled up in a tree with a book. He pulled a packet of shortbread out of his rucksack. Emma ran towards him and tore the packet out of his hands, then hid it in a hollow tree.

"Hey!" shouted Daniel, "I thought we shared the biscuits!" Emma turned around and said,
"We need to start storing the food, though. It's nearly time to hibernate! Can we not have lessons today, please? I can do long division quite well, really!" Daniel looked baffled.
"Hibernate? Humans don't hibernate, Emma. Sylvia does, but Scarlett doesn't. You're like Scarlett - well, you can't fly, and you don't have feathers, but you know what I mean. And you can't do long division, remember what you did yesterday?"
"Daniel, that was an accident, and of course I hibernate," said Emma, "Maybe you don't, but I do. It's too cold, and there isn't much food around apart from the stuff I store. Sylvia and I sleep in this tree, here," she pointed at the hollow tree, "and I leave the store open for Scarlett." Daniel couldn't believe it. Emma hibernated!
"But Emma, do you know what you miss by hibernating? You miss the frost, the snow. Well, it hasn't snowed for 6 years, but it might this year. And there's Christmas! You can't miss Christmas!" Emma climbed down from her tree.
"What's Krissmuss? It sounds chilly." Daniel laughed.
"Do you mean 'cool'? It's amazing, trust me! 25th December is Christmas. Santa comes and he brings you all these presents. You have to write him a letter first, though, to tell him what you want. And you have a big turkey for lunch, and you pull crackers, and sing songs, and open more presents from family... it's amazing!" Emma looked excited.
"Do you think Santer would bring me what I want if I write him a letter? And can I sing songs and pull crackers?" Daniel smiled and said, "Of course he would, but you have to be good or he won't come." Emma grinned and said, "I'm going to write him a letter NOW!" and she ran into her store and took out the notepad and pencil Daniel had given her. She sat quietly and wrote for 2 minutes, then she got up and showed Daniel her letter: 

‘Dear Santer
For Krissmuss pleese please can I have sum moor more books? Danyul’s ar tooo smaal.
From EMMA HOOD’

Daniel felt a little annoyed; he had lent Emma all his longest books, and she just read them all in an afternoon. Some were 300-pages long, but it took her little over an hour to read them.
"You've spelt my name wrong - it's D-A-N-I-E-L, and the books I gave you aren't short, you just read them too quickly." Emma looked sulky, and said,
"But I want more books! Can't I ask for what I want? What do YOU want for Christmas?" Daniel thought for a bit, and finally said, "A pet. I want someone to play with at home, because when I get home there's no-one there apart from the servants, and they're too busy." Emma thought, and smiled.
"Consider it done..." Daniel wondered what she was plotting, but chose not to ask.
“Well, now you’ve got Christmas sorted, can we get on with some work? I think spelling is needed; that letter was appalling…”

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Daniel had a wonderful Christmas. He couldn't see Emma on the day because his parents wanted him to see the family. But on Boxing Day he said he was going to the park for a kick-about, and ran down to the forest with a wrapped present in his hands. He found Emma eating hazelnuts with Scarlett. She was telling the robin all about her new books. Daniel grinned. Evidently Santa had come for her.

"Hi, Emma! Sorry I couldn't see you yesterday, but my parents expected me to stay with them. I got you a present, though!" he said, still smiling. He held out the package.
"Thanks, Dan!" said Emma, clearly touched. She carefully unwrapped it and took out 5 colourful objects, all with multi-coloured tassels. "Dan, they're lovely, but what are they?"
"They're bookmarks. If you want to stop reading for a bit, you put one in the place you were reading. Then you can carry on later without losing your place. Now, if you want to use them, you'll have to read slower!" he said triumphantly. Emma twirled the tassels in her fingers, and admired the patterns on the front and back. She gasped and said,
"I almost forgot! I got you a present, too! Wait there!" Then Emma ran into a bush and whistled sharply. A huge, black crow flew down and landed on Emma's shoulder. "Here you are! You said you wanted a pet, so I got you one. He helped out in the Bird Bombardment. You can choose him a name." Dan was speechless. He held out his arm, and the crow hopped onto it. The warm weight felt lovely against his cold arm. "You need to feed him every day, but he'll eat anything, I'm not joking - he tried to eat my hair yesterday!" Daniel laughed and stroked the crow’s glossy feathers.
“Is it a girl or boy?” he asked, “I need to know so I can choose a name.” Emma stroked the crow and fed it a hazelnut.
“I’m pretty sure it’s a boy. I thought you’d prefer that, am I right?”
“Yes, you are!” said Daniel, “I’m going to call him… um …. Cornelius! Yep, you’re Cornelius the Crow from now on!” he said with a grin. Cornelius cawed in pleasure at his new name. Then he looked up and flew around, pecking at the small, white flakes falling from the sky…

“Emma, it’s SNOWING! It’s really snowing! It hasn’t snowed for years!” Daniel cried out, jumping and trying to catch the now thickly falling snowflakes. Emma stuck her tongue out and caught one. She squealed, “Ooooh! Snow is cold! It tickles!” Daniel laughed. Scarlett flew over and joined Cornelius’ attempts to eat the falling snow. Daniel looked at Emma. She was picking the snow up and rolling it in her fingers, stroking it and squeezing it.

“By tomorrow morning, Emma, the snow will be really thick, and we can build a snowman, and have snowball fights. It’ll be brilliant!” Emma looked around her at the slowly whitening trees. She shivered.
“Snow is cold, Dan. I’m not quite sure I want to,” she said quietly. Daniel looked at her. She did seem paler than usual, and her bare feet were slowly turning blue. He took off his coat and put it around her shoulders.
“You can borrow my coat,” he said. “I’ll come back tomorrow, and I’ll bring hats and gloves as well.”
Emma smiled gratefully.
“You’d better go home now, or your mum will kill you!” she said with a grin. Daniel walked slowly up to the road above the wood with Cornelius flying behind him, cawing loudly.